perfectioninimperfection:
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
(via imthemaryyouretherhoda)
10:44 pm • 11 May 2013 • 94,610 notes
Okay. @ambyr_okay @summer9988 @taylorcavanah @taylorcfaith @bobbirae1
4:51 pm • 11 May 2013
zata5665:
vocaroo:
and-exhaleee:
vocaroo:
me pulling a knife on my grandma
IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT
yes and she’s gonna need it
DOES SHE WATCH BOB’S BURGERS
I feel you, grandma.
8:32 am • 11 May 2013 • 52,219 notes
swampmother:
May 7th: Melissa and Michael’s wedding reception
10:33 pm • 10 May 2013 • 10 notes
“I don’t believe in love at first sight but I do believe in seeing someone from across the room and knowing instantly that they’re going to matter to you.”
— Ryan O’Connell (via hellanne)
(via cupkacie)
10:29 pm • 10 May 2013 • 8,332 notes